So this moron is on a long flight and goes to the first class lavatory. After he is done, he looks at the panel on the left with all the buttons. The guy is curious and wanted to see how they work. The first button had "S". He presses it and his asshole is sprayed with warm water. The next button had "D" . He presses it and a warm air dries his asshole. Then next button had "P". He presses it and he feels nice smelling powder sprayed over his asshole. The last button had "ATR" and he had no idea what it was. He presses it anyway.
The next thing he knows, he is in a hospital bed. When the nurse comes to check on him, he asks why the hell am I here. She says, "well you were on a flight and did something stupid in the lavatory". The guy says I pressed a button that read "ATR". The nurse says "well sir, it means "Automatic Tampon Removal". It sucked you dick out and now you have no dick.Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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