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My friend, Bill, just spent $95, plus postage, on a penis enlarger.
Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.
The only instructions said: "Do not use in sunlight."
I sent away for a do-it-yourself solar powered circumcision kit, and got the same thing you described only difference is that they crossed out the not in the instructions.
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