So two drinking buddies were sitting at the bar discussing life, philosophy, etc. etc.. One of the guys said "You know, I never slept with my wife before we were married. How about you?" The other guy paused for a moment and said " I'm not sure. She does look familiar. What was her maiden name?"
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