Jim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks: "Honey, I've been thinking - now that we are married I think it's time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs."
Jim gets this horrified look on his face. She says: "Darling, what's wrong?" "There for a minute, you were sounding like my ex-wife.” "Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!" "I wasn't."Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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