Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural wholesome things that money can buy." ................................................... Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." .................................................... Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." ....................................................... Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." ...................................................... George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." ....................................................... Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building."
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