Erotic Humor
See I can come up with some funny ones ONCE in a while... EOM
A father walks into the bathroom and catches his son masturbating. “Dammit, son!” he yells. “How many times have I told you not to do that? If you don’t stop, you’re going to go blind!”
The son replies, “I’m over here, Dad.”
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