I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent; they don't listen when you talk to them; they don't come in when you call; they like to stay out all night; and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep unless they're hungry. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

Oh well, just remember, guys. Don't question your SO's choices ---- after all, you're one of them.   LOL!