A gal had gotten concerned that the relationship with her SO had developed some problems and she suggested to him that they see a counselor. The guy, being the typical obtuse male had no idea what the problems were but he agreed to go along.

At their appointment the counselor indicated to the couple that they initially would be seen separately so that they could freely express their concerns. The gal went first and the counselor asked her what she felt the problems were. They gal said "Well, he's a good provider but he's just a workaholic. The counselor said "I understand. That can become a concern, but generally it can be solved. Is there anything else? Any personal traits of his that bother you?" "Well, yes." replied the gal "He doesn't do it all the time, but he picks his nose." "Yes", said the counselor "I can see how that would bother you. Is there anything more?" The gal paused for a bit and then said "Well, it's somewhat personal but in all of our years of having been together, he never has let me be on top when we have sex." "Hum, interesting" replied the counselor. "I think I'll have your SO come in now and interview him."

The gal leaves and in comes the guy. The counselor looks at him and says "Well, your other half has told me some of her concerns with regard to your relationship. Are you aware of any of these?" "Honestly, no" replied the guy. "I just don't understand what the fuss is all about. I'm just applying  what I learned to do many years ago?" "And what might that be?" asked the counselor. "Well, you know" answered the guy. "Work hard, keep your nose clean and don't fuck up."