Erotic Humor
Ever wonder what the driver in front of you does for a living?
True sighting this morning.
License plate holder:
VENUS
SMACK THIS
License plate:
XSOWETX
I glanced over when I passed the car. Yep, driver was a young attractive woman. Texting as she drove. So, maybe confirming an appointment. Or maybe just being an idiot.
The ones behind me are just maniacs.
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