A cop pulls over a blonde in a convertable.  "May I see you license", he asks.  "What's that?" asks the girl.  "It's a peace of paper that proves you're able to drive" the cop explains.

After reviewing her license the cop says, "I'm going to have to give you a ticket".  "A ticket, what's that?" asks the girl.  With that the cop unzips is pants and pulls out his "billyclub".

"Oh, no" says the girl, "not another breathalizer test!"

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