Miss Jones, little Johnny’s teacher noticed that he had been staring at her throughout class, so she asked him to stay after class so that she could talk to him. “Johnny” she said, “I noticed that you were staring at me all the time during class. What was the reason for that?”
Johnny paused for a moment and then quietly responded “Miss Jones, I’m in love with you and I want to marry you.”
Stunned, Miss Jones caught her breath and firmly said “Johnny, I’m a grown, mature woman, much older than you, and with different expectations. When I marry, I don’t want a child!”
Johnny said “That’s OK Miss Jones, I promise I’ll use a condom.”