Unfortunately my wife had lost interest in sex and so I thought I would try to do something to improve our sex life. I told her to sit down and I then put on a porn video. My favorite scene was where the pizza delivery boy showed up  and the gal that had ordered it,  threw the pizza onto the table, pulled down the delivery boy's pants and began a lusty blowjob on him in the doorway. Out of nowhere my wife said "I certainly wouldn't mind some of that." "Really?" I asked excitedly. "Yes," she said, "but with extra mushroom though."