Just a chuckle for today..!!



If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.  I've got bumps, dents and scratches in my finish.......and my paint job is getting a little dull.

But that's not the worst of it.....

My headlights are out of focus and, it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was.  I slip, slide and skid....and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.  My fuel-rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it, almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires..!!