Erotic Humor
I knew there was a good reason why I haven't bought one of those yet. 8o) eom
I was in Starbuck`s recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really loud, so I timed my fart with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel better.
I finished my coffee and noticed, that everyone was staring at me. And then suddenly, I remembered I was listening to my iPod..!!
And......how was your day..??
That's what happens when older people start using modern technology..!!
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