A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when
they came upon a homeless person. The Republican gave the
homeless person his business card and told him to come to his
business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket
and gave it to the homeless person.
The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came upon another
homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the
homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He
then reached into the Republican's pocket and took out twenty
dollars. He kept 15 for administrative fees and gave the
homeless person five.
Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
We thank you for your purchase!
Membership should be activated shortly. You'll receive notification!