So little Johnny asked his mother for $20. His mother said “No, why should I give you $20?” Little Johnny replied “Well, if you do, I’ll tell you what daddy said to the maid the other day when you were out shopping.”
A bit shocked and concerned, Johnny’s mother pulled out a twenty dollar bill and gave it to him. “So what did your father say to her?” she asked. With a smug smile, Johnny replied “Doris, please make sure my blue dress shirt is clean for tomorrow’s meeting.”