Don't short the gal or otherwise piss her off lest you end up like this poor SOB:
I can relate to the poor guy.
I was on a trip to Japan and the time difference and jet lag had me out like a log. Luckily the woman spending the night was good hearted.
I woke up in the middle of the night and went into use the bathroom. Looked down at my johnson and there was a smiley face on his head. Then I looked in the mirror and I was made up too.
It was funny but also scary as she could have done ANYTHING to me. I asked her if she took advantage of me but she said johnson was asleep just like me. lol. We still laugh about it.
I wonder if we are on the verge of a new fetish.
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