A guy who fancied himself to be a stud found a lamp at the beach. He rubbed it and of course out popped a genie. "I can give you one wish." said the genie. "That's easy," replied the guy, "I want to be perpetually hard, and get nothing but ass." "As you wish." said the genie; and POOF!....the genie turned him into a toilet seat.
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