1. Question: Why do Asian girls have small tits?
Answer: Because only "A's "are acceptable .
Answer: Because when it's taken off, you wonder where her tits went.
What do you call the empty chest between two voluptuous fake implanted breasts?
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A certain provider was getting next to no business no matter what she did. Lowered her rates, broadened her menu, hired a photographer to upgrade her photos and a copywriter to help with her ads ... no use. Finally she decided her breasts weren't big enough, so she saved up from her day job and had them enhanced by the best surgeon she could afford. Nice big ones. She featured them in a set of new pics for her ads and ...
Still no new business. Because the problem wasn't her rack, it was her personality, or lack of it. She was, possibly, the least interesting person on earth. You could walk into her room jazzed up on 12 cups of espresso and feel your eyes glazing in five minutes. Half the guys who saw her never wrote reviews because they fell asleep halfway through the session.
Hence the old saying ... "As useless as tits on a bore."
A man goes up to a very beautiful, big-breasted woman in the supermarket and says, "I've lost my wife somewhere. Can you talk to me for a few minutes?" The woman is confused and asks, "Why talk to me?" The guy says, "Because every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."
What's the origin of the word "Boob"?
The "B" is the aerial view, the "oo" is the front view, the "b" is the side view.
What do toys and boobs have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them.
The Starbucks at one of the Super Target stores in New Tampa. I ordered my usual two shot espresso with steamed fat free milk. The big breasted barista tells "we are out of milk since we re-opened after Hurricane Irma". I made eye contact with her big boobs, she noticed and smiled "don't even think about it".