So a middle aged couple was having an argument and finally the husband yelled at his wife saying “When you finally die, I’m getting you a headstone that says, ‘Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever’” “Yeah well,” she shouted back “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that says ‘Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last’”
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