4 womens sex lives
Some women are sitting around after a card party. They start complaining about their sex lives.
First woman moans, "My husband is a musician. All he wants to do is sing to it."
Second woman moans, "My husband is a doctor. All he wants to do is examine it."
Third woman moans, "My husband is a psychiatrist. All he wants to do is talk about it."
A big grin on her face, the fourth woman says, "My husband's a mechanic. On our wedding night he tore hell out of it, and has been working on it ever since."
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