Howdy, Y'all-

I just wanted to remind you all not to expect a warm welcome to Pasadena.

I personally will be trying to discomfit any dirt, I mean burnt ornage coloured covered fans I see in the southland!  Covering Bevo stickers with Cal stickers.  Telling you all to stay the fuck home, pouring drinks on people, laughing at your bumpkin ways, etc.

Aren't you people satisfied with saddling us with the worst Prez since Harding?  Did you have to whine your way into a BCS in which you CLEARLY  DO NOT BELONG?

I certainly hope many of your players suffer for this gaffe.  Perhaps an RB coughing blood at mid field?  Perhaps Mack Brown getting caught deep throating a TS on Colorado?

And please remember to LEAVE after the game.  We have enough pollution problems here as it is.

I used to like UT.  But now I will reserve that for Academic Institutions!