Savannah Banana Is back this coming week for four days only (and a few more days at the end of the month.)  Book your one of a kind experience while you can! New October 2017 selfies are up on my site, hope you enjoy them because they were super hard to take with my gigantic iPhone. Sigh. Sometimes I long for the days of the humble Nokia brick.  

Anyway, give me a shout, I'll charm your pants off with my winning combination of sardonic wit and big oL boobies.  

🎉 🔥 🌶 Let the Bow Chica wow-wow begin! 🌶 🔥 🎉

 
🙊🙈🙉 **my schedule, more or less ** 🙊🙈🙉
Saturday 10/14- available downtown, Incall/outcall
Sunday 10/15- available downtown, Incall/outcall
Monday 10/16- available downtown, Incall/outcall  
Tuesday 10/17- available downtown, Incall/outcall  

*please inquire about specific times and locations as I am a low volume provider and as such I plan my dates, travel, ect. on an individual basis.  

 
email: [email protected] to book your rendezvous  

 
As always, the fine print:  

**** You MUST have pervious provider references and/or a white list, or some other reputable screening service before requesting an appointment. It's painless, I promise.  

**** Please PLEASE take the time to tell me a little about yourself and include all of your screening information in your first email. I delete every email that does not include an introduction. Don't be the guy who says "hey, you free later" and nothing more. We hate that guy. Don't be that guy.  

**** Please review my reviews the Etiquette page of my web site for answers to common questions you may have.  

**** Have you admired me from afar but not had the privilege of meeting due to schedule or your location? Prodigious! Unlike other providers, I do not discourage fan mail. I love reading about how cool you think I am and I will not label you a time waster if you grace my email or blog inbox with a polite hello or a lovely stroke of the ego... even if it's not to book an appointment. I may not respond, but I will be happy to read it. But if you send me a dick pic.... So help me... I will bitch slap your ass back to the Triassic. Or Pangea. But hellos are cool as are funny animal videos, recipes or jokes and I will gladly receive those in my inbox. You can never have too many game of thrones memes or pizza dough recipes.  

**** OK that concludes asterisks information time, thank you for paying me your attentions and I Hope you don't trip on the sidewalk or fart in a meeting today or anything. Basically, have an amazing, not shit day!  

Obligatory email repeat :  [email protected]  
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