Disclaimer: I'm not a real Daddy, I just play one in 'The Hobby'. But this time of year gets so dark and sad for me when I don't have access to my favorite bare-bottomed 19yr old girl sitting on my lap and calling me "DADDY". I wish I had my little bluebird of happiness here to wish me a Happy Fathers Day. It sucks being a lonely Daddy whose baby has flown the coop. I guess when it comes to true romance that's the way it goes, but don't forget, it goes the other way too...
Anyone else sad on Fathers Day?Just get her pregnant and join the fathers day club!
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