Carolinas
Considering this past weeks sad, sad events, maybe a lil happy words...
...to put smile back on face where it belongs)
1. "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it;P~~~"
2."Wife who put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cat house.))
3."Passionate kiss like spider's web---soon lead to undoing of fly)".
4."Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.)"
5."It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
Confucius sayings, of course.
If these words don't put smile on face, see one, or two beautiful ladies from this board for definite ear to ear smile;P~~~ birdluvr69 saying, of course.
Man who keep hands in pockets feel cocky all day;
Man who go thru turnstile sideways going to Bangkok;
and my favorite ...
Virginity like balloon ... one prick, all gone !!!
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