Okay, you are at a hotel having a great time with a beautiful Carolina lady when during some play time the fire alarm goes off.  What do you do?

Wait and see if it's real, they never have been.  I dont know if thats smart, but like I say, every one I've ever heard has turned out to be a false alarm.

ask if there is a fire

cum as quick as I can and then check it out!

Quick call to the front desk, Then keep on keeping on...

.... so you should pour copious amounts of fire retardant on the hot spot!

Probably the wisest choice given how often they are false alarms - but I did have a real one once in suburban Boston.  Was cold as hell standing out in the parking lot at 2am - fortunately the fire was at the opposite end of the hotel in the kitchen and did not affect rooms.  (Was not entertaining anyone at the time either!)