While most parents tuck their children in at night and read them stories like Good Night Moon or Where the Wild Things Are. My dad told me this..... disturbing story. It's moral was.....Don't trust anybody not even your own father. My father never let me down...ever, but his words were pretty true. You can't trust everyone out there. Which leads me to my story.....
Some of you know, I don't tour and I don't have cable. It's fair to say, I'm behind on many things...music, fashion (I fell off that train a long time ago), current events, news, politics..... Ok, now my story... I got an offer to go to a larger city for a REALLY exciting sexual encounter (which is another post all in itself). The gentleman who arranged it and who doesn't really know me well, offered the hotel room to me so I could see a larger city for an evening. Wow! It happened to be on Friday, Inaugural Day, so you better believe I took him up on his offer. Also, I LOVE hotel rooms! Folks...I had an amazing sexual encounter and got to watch history in the making on cable. It was an incredible day!!!
But lets think about this. What that gentleman did was over the top generous. So many things could have gone wrong...
#1 I could have decided to tour with the room being in his name (I ain't no saint. I thought about it)
#2 I could have thrown a loud and disruptive party
#3 I could have broken or damaged something in the room
#4 I could have rented the room out for half the price to another provider
#5 I could have ordered everything on menu from room service for myself and the ginormous group of party goers I invited over and charged it to the card holding the room
I can't begin to tell you all how grateful I am for the experience I had on Friday. It was amazing! BUT PLEASE! be careful who you trust out there. While it was a great time for me, if could have been a horrible experience for the gentleman who trusted me in his room.
Be careful out there you all! Let's continue to keep the hobby fun!!!!