Pretty much everything else is a footnote.
True fucking story. Fodder for the memoir.
Well. Ant of my fantasies are suddenly very vanilla by comparison.
You ARE a goddess though, Ernestine. 
Sits here pissed
knocking on the door...any door....
Session starts ( tie up bondage) I finally get my last roped tied (ladies you know) and phone rings and stops figuring it will go to VM, then rings, rings rings. Finally I ask client if he wants to shut off his phone when it stops only to start ringing again. Client motions to talk (remove ball gag) can you untie me and I really need to take this! True story!
Was doing a girl with one of the best asses I have ever seen doggie style and her phone rings. I tell her she can take the call if she wants. She looks at the phone and it is her daughter and she picks up. Meanwhile I'm still going full throttle doggie. Not kidding one of the best asses of all the girls I've seen. Very slutty in a good way, I thought. Not sure if the daughter noticed anything in mom's voice. No idea how of the daughter's age but my date was at least 35, maybe 40.
Front desk called the room while i was with my ATF only to ask if we like the room. This has happened twice.
The woman extended her stay and did not pay for the additional day. Mgt wanted payment at the front desk. Girl offered to pay cash at the door and things got worse and worse from there.
Nobody should be using their phone...if you pick up yours...I will pick up mine...is this a fair thought or am I being too harsh? Thoughts?
I don't even like to hear phones ping or vibrate, even if they go unanswered. Let's both silence the phones, shut them off or lock them away.
Only one thing is allowed to vibrate ....