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This posting isn't to bash ! No way! I know I speak for other providers when I say , "I adore my hobbiest".
So gentlemen what are your peeves of scheduling?
Ladies what are yours?
This will be an informational session to help us all make scheduling easier.

My peves are text that say , "Hey, what are you doing?". If it's a regular or guy I've met... that's fine because they typically have my number or they are saved into my contacts. New clients should identify themselves, right?  

Another, "how many people have you seen today?" This as an initial contact won't get you a response and I'll probably block you.  
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This is an informative discussion. Let's chat away!!!! I'd love to see crazy memes to express the comical nature I hope this thread brings!
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It's not a scheduling oroblem more like an introduction problem

Pet peeves?  Axe body wash.  That's about it.  Shocking, especially for a Monday.  

I guess I'm not in a pet peeve kind of mood.  The ladies have all been wonderful to me.  

But I didn't come completely unprepared.  I brought a meme to share with the class.  I hope I get partial credit.  :-)

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This is a wonderful topic!  I am VERY cut and dry when booking (necessary evil) and that is OFTEN misunderstood because I am super sweet and pretty accommodating in person.  

*Barraging me with back to back calls
*Asking me rapid fire questions (these usually segue into explicit questions or make me feel like I'm being interrogated)
*Explicit questions or hints  
*Contacting me during abnormal hours
*Nervous small talk  
*Attempts to coax me into services that I do not provide

How to:
*Read & Research so you get an idea of what to expect  
*Introduce yourself  
*Be confident  
*Discuss availability (yours or mines)
*Keep it simple!  

When you arrive we can talk about the weather, or how much you like my pictures, or the fact that you have a foot fetish and want to sniff my toes 🤗, or whatever else your heart desires!  

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Some one should tell providers how to store information so it can't be accessed by LE.

I don't store any information. Since I'm selective and low volume... I typically remember .

Dick pics are an absolute TURN OFF. NO, no, no, no.  I hate "R U busy". The answer is YES. I am like every other human being getting gas, working, paying bills, gardening, grocery shopping, helping a neighbor.... whatever. Yes, I'm busy.  I also hate "does your rate include full service?". I don't even know who you are and you want me to say something to you that could be used in a court of law against me.  I don't even answer people who start with these three examples.

I imagine (correct me if I'm wrong) that when you call me, you are in front of a computer looking at arousing photos of me and others. So when you contact me with a chubby or a full blown hard on.... I may be sitting in a restaurant with my mother. Your engine is running and I don't even have a key in the ignition. Don't expect playful, sexy conversation on a first contact. Sure, if I'm home alone, I might be more inclined to do so, but still, there are legal reasons to not fully engage with someone I don't know.

That's it.  
A text message.  
One word: Hi

It drives me mad but it happens 3-4 times daily. I don't respond, and they don't have a follow up. 😂

Other petpeeves: reconfirming everything on my website, asking questions answered in my FAQ, and late night phone calls.

Back to back calls are one of my biggest, but lately I've had a different issue altogether. I swear these dudes don't actually read your ads anymore, because my age requirements are on my ad in all capital letters and I still get calls all throughout the day from gentlemen that are too young. Also I hate a lowballer. And those who get mad when they don't have the funds. If I tell you my rate is 200 don't get mad at me because you can't afford, or don't want to go back to the ATM, or tell me my rates are too high for the area I'm in. I'm no my rates aren't to high these girls around me obviously don't value themselves the way I do. And these dudes wanting Bb/bbbj etc 😷🤢 please just stay away from me. I could go on but these are the major ones

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