So, what are some of the hottest reviews you've read on TER? I mean the ones that get blood to the loins. The ones that, after reading a few in a row, are gonna make us want some privacy. Share specifically, please. My contribution is to recommend reading the July 2014 review by
Drromance Of Ilona Ezilon. It gets me every time.
Sabrina Star and brazilian Brianna have consistently hot reviews.
The best ones for Sabrina were in 2013 and 2014.
Reminded me of the one of Steffi Stevens and Meena.
I'm at the point now that reviews don't arouse me like they used to. But those 2 reviews made my tiddly wink.
It has occurred to me that the way you respond to the reviews say more about the writing skills of the reviewer than the provider. Don't you agree ?
I've always enjoyed MagicWand's reviews and love his wands up (3,4,5 whatever) rating system. There was another several years ago. Maybe some of you other old timers will remember his name.
The guy that wrote such great reviews. Wasn't it Advisor ?
I kind of quit writing reviews unless asked. I had several ladies refuse to see me because they thought my reviews were mean and negative to their business.
I appreciate that some of you liked my work.
Now to find a lady that wants a review, lol
Man you guys are total pervs.
I only read reviews for scientific purposes - data gathering, hypothesis forming, Socratic method and all that. It's a very respectable endeavor actually. Not the rolling around in the gutter prurient eye candy you other mongers salivate for. No siree. I respond to a higher calling.
But let's just hypothesize... for a moment... that I was capable of lowering myself to such standards.
There's a review called Boob-a-pa-looza
Written by a gent whose handle rhymes with "bongo."
Now THAT is some top notch smut right there!
Uh, I mean... valuable scientific research material.
Yeah, that.
Her reviews and sessions were so hot that whenever she briefly comes out of retirement, someone else seems to immediately sweep her right back off as her new sugar daddy.
This woman was red-hot, and the reviews prove it. I think she loved her job as much or more than anyone I have ever met in the hobby.
Funny, I found myself struggling to write a review that could capture the time we had... I spent at least an hour+ writing it and STILL didn't do justice to it.
One of the last times we talked she said In reference to sugar daddies "they never work because the guy always gets jealous and starts doing things like putting up cameras across the street from my house" .... 😳 That kind of shocked me.
Yeah she was hott!!
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