Somebody has to do this one! Hadn’t thought much about it until the subject was approached in that thread about Savannah not letting clients into her bathroom..... I think her pimp/bf was in there. On to my subject:::
Taking a dump at the ladies incall. Yes, it is something no one desires...... clients nor provider. I admit, I have had to do so, perhaps 3 or 4 times in over 80 appointments. It is a human bodily function, like ejaculating, sweating, orgasms and a little slobbering. I have also chosen to be 10 minutes late in order to poop in a quick-mart, Krystal, etc. I have even stopped and used a Port-A-John at a construction site right around the corner (takes an observant eye for this one!). Fortunately, the few times I have had to go during the appointment, the ladies were class about it! Thanks! I will get in the shower so the lady knows I am clean, courtesy flushes during, match lighting, Lysol, etc. I was wondering the measures other clients may take to avoid such. And, is this generally taboo, frowned upon by the providers? Let the crappy puns and shitty jokes begin!!!Yeah I mean for somebody to even ask that that to me that is the biggest indicator that it’s an emergency because that’s not usually the lasting imagine or thought anybody would want to leave but shit happens. But I wonder if it was reversed and the guy had to go in a guys bathroom would he like be totally turned off, I’m sure because women are held to an impossible standard and it is her job to be sexy but again ppl are human first at the end of the day.
We’re talking about men! Unless the fella is some OCD nerd, the man will be fine as long as he hears the water run a minute! If the lady made a “Major Stinky”, some guys would probably give her a high five upon exiting! LOL!
shit happens.
I take fiber and am pretty regular with my morning constitutional.
I think the gentlemanly thing to do is to pop in a local starbucks and poop there.
I would do the pooping 💩 first but use airfreshener ir cologne to mask the smell. Then shower so all crevices are sqeeky clean.
I personally have very tomboyish tendencies. I have actually had a client leave a floater in the toilet! Totally not disgusted as it is natural. I wouldn't mind a client taking a shit at my incall. It's a natural thing and hell, I do it everyday. If it does stink up, we'll just turn on the fan and spray some perfume. Problem solved. I have likely smelled worse.
in the past that I can remember. Thank God each of them were regulars and didn't embarrass or shame me anymore than I already was. One was an outcall and I barely made it to his house. I had to run straight to his bathroom. Came out and explained I was sick and would not be able to do the appointment. He was very kind and let me use his bathroom several times before I felt I could leave and drive. I use to have a very sensitive stomach, and I practically lived off Imodium AD in fear of having an accident on a plane or upset stomach on a dinner date. I have had extended appointments where I took some business trips with a client to Chicago and San Francisco. And the bathroom issue in the mornings were very normal. He would ask me if I wanted to go first. I even carried in my purse a bottle of "Diva Glamor Do" that you spray in the toilet and flush. It works!
The most important thing today is that my stomach is healed! I didn't know that I had food allergies that were upsetting my gut flora and good/bad bacteria. I cut out all alcohol and dairy, starting eating Paleo (real food) and taking a Probiotic every day. I am proud to say that my stomach is as healthy as an 8 year old now. It basically has no smell and no emergencies. I can always tell the beer drinkers stinky is soured. haha I can't believe I am talking about pooping. Oh well. Just wanted you to feel better that it has happened to all of us on an appointment.
Maddie
I was getting a bj from a provider and the overwhelming feeling to toot hit me! I thought that I was going to die holding it in. Luckily the feeling passed. I later asked her if that has ever happened and she said yes, it's a natural body funtion. Very mature of her.