60 and Over
Shower choices
rancherejim
posted
You have just enjoyed a fulfilling session at a providers incall and you want to shower before leaving. The lady turns on the water for you and leaves you alone facing an array of identical bottles of various beauty products. You are in a pleasant post-coital haze and not really focusing and did not bring your reading glasses into the shower. Which is what?? Shampoo, conditioner, pre- conditioner, moisturizer, body wash. Doesn't anybody just use a bar of soap anymore??
I once reached for a bar of soap and was about to clean my junk with it when I realized it was Pumice Stone and narrowly escaped serious injury.
When you do find the correct bottle of body wash it may be of the scented variety which will draw unwanted olfactory attention when you arrive home. I know the ladies mean well when they offer " masculine " scents but does any guy over 17 really use Axe?. Please ladies, just keep a bar of Ivory around for us old guys 😃
I once reached for a bar of soap and was about to clean my junk with it when I realized it was Pumice Stone and narrowly escaped serious injury.
When you do find the correct bottle of body wash it may be of the scented variety which will draw unwanted olfactory attention when you arrive home. I know the ladies mean well when they offer " masculine " scents but does any guy over 17 really use Axe?. Please ladies, just keep a bar of Ivory around for us old guys 😃
Dial pump
Dove bottle and....
Hibiclenz
All large bottles so there is no mistake.
I also have a large basket of small, individual bar soaps. When you're done, easy to just toss in the trash 
XOXO
T
I always carry Ivory Soap with me to clean up I find the hotel soaps/bodywashes have to many scents and it irritates my skin.
Can't go wrong with a good old bar of Ivory
Yikes..on the pumice stone.