A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma." lmao
A nice old man has his nurse take him in his wheelchair to the park everyday so he can sit in the sun and relax. One day he fell asleep and his nurse went off to have lunch. Soon, a nice old lady came by and woke him up. She asked if he would like to go back to her place, just around the corner, for some fun. Of course, he agreed. Afterward, she broght him back to the park and the nurse came back, never knowing what had transpired.
A few days later the old man noticed a persistent drip from his johnson. After a few days, when it didn't stop, he went to the doctor. The doctor gave him a thorough exam and asked,
"Have you had sex with someone lately?"
"Yes."
"Do you remember who she was?"
"Yes."
"Do you remember where she lives?"
"Yes."
"Well, you better get back there because I think you're comming."
It's nice to welcome a new face ....As well as other parts of the anatomy! This was a nice way to introduce yourself. I'm going to now look for hairspray amongst every woman's bathroom supplies. LOL
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