60 and Over
I have a new hero.
There's hope yet. 
TRex has been my fave dinosaur since I was a kid (which makes us almost contemporaries 
Why doesn't AARP ever mention this when they run those articles about second careers?
"Older Than Dinosaurs!"
"... ancient dinosaur dicks!"
There's hope yet.
TRex has been my fave dinosaur since I was a kid (which makes us almost contemporaries
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