Oh - very cute! LOL! (nt)
I think I liked the "two timer". Subtle play on words...
LTT
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Perpetual Penetration for me
~ Gentleman Ben
Both insult and an injury. My sympathy!
/Zin
and that's my Stroking hand, too! 
Courtesone?
There's something wrong if a man is getting a HJTC from a woman,
although it's ok as preliminary stimulation.
You can give yourself a HJ. When you're with a woman you should be getting to do more.
How about NONE OF THE ABOVE.
Yeah, some of them look plearable, but I can't help thinking that there's a nice, wet, warm mouth wihin inches of all this hand-action. What's wrong with using *that* instead?
Hands, I can do that myself.