Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady get married
and after the wedding, he laid down the following
rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at
what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from
you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table
unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.

I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies and don't you give
me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me.
Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night . . . whether
you're here or not."