Enzo Ferrari once told me that the sign of a great car is you should be able to go from 0 to 100 in second gear. That makes the idea of third gear that more exciting.
Did your Porche do this thing that sometimes the engine would go silent only to roar to life and go like a bat out of hell?
It occurred to me last night as I was catching up on reading the new reviews in all my favorite cities that most guys who contribute reviews have TONS of mojo! Most guys seem to be able to pop at least twice (sometimes three times or more) in an hour. Most seem ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that the provider had at least one "o" (sometimes several). I am awed that you ladies can handle so many of us studs daily, weekly, monthly without suffering heart attacks and severe exhaustion regularly.
in keeping with their general personality profile, are exceptionally modest and shy. In reality, I'm sure that most of them are popping 5 or 6 times in an hour and that the providers walk away (if they can) bow-legged and debilitated for a few days from all the O's they get.
I was able to actually shot two girls, during a double session, with my fluid and to this date their still in a coma. Their faces are transfixed ala The Ring.
In another incident...I don't know how to put this but if you've ever seen Scary Movie then let me tell you the part where the girl gets nailed with all that fluid and stuck to the ceiling...Yea, I was able to re-enact that. I had to call the local FD to get her down.
That is why I can handle only one of you guys per day or 3 of you a week tops. Man I am having the best sex ever. Its true, it is so good in my thirties! Man, where do you guys go to school for this? Do you get your hands on the best porn, best books and listen to sex radio? Hell, I'm never gonna settle down.
I'll bet that in your case, and maybe most of the ladies, it has more to do with your abilities to bring out the best in us, rather than in our sexual prowess. Bring it on, baby.
The school I went to taught me nothing but boring stuff like reading and writing. It wasn't until my early college years that I was schooled in the art of naughty naughty. My long drives to my campus in the wee mornings were spent listening to Howard Stern. Through him I discovered many things I read his books when I was supposed to be reading about English Literature and Psychology.
Instead of doing my homework, I find I also had access to the one greatest things invented - COMPUTERS - and HIGH SPEED internet and then it was open season on all things deemed NASTY Hellooooo World!
And now...Well...Its been like one year later and I'm just hitting my second stride!
Enzo Ferrari once told me that the sign of a great car is you should be able to go from 0 to 100 in second gear. That makes the idea of third gear that more exciting.
Did your Porche do this thing that sometimes the engine would go silent only to roar to life and go like a bat out of hell?
.... it is not all that surprising. When I have sex with my S.O., it's fun and good. But when I set a date with a new hot lady I haven't met before, I spend days building up anticipation and excitement. Then when we meet, I most always have my "A-game" attitude. Think back to any time that you first had sex with a gal (excluding the 2 a.m. coyote dates). Weren't you at your very best. Not like the 100th time you had sex with her when you still enjoy and show your love, but the 'thrill factor' is not the same. So it's not so surprising.
Ladies, do you find that sex with us boys is better or worse from an intensity level than with your S.O., of course excluding the emotional attraction that comes from a lover. If you can separate the emotional from the physical aspect of sex, I think us boys would like to hear from y'all.
I suspect that many, many guys on these boards are very successful, hot blooded men who kick ass at everything they do in life, and that certainly transcends sexually. I try to be the best at everything I do. That doesn't necessarily mean I'm as good sexually as my reviews might suggest? Only the girls REALLY know...
Why just yesterday I was drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vick's. My hair was kind of messy though...so much that the waitress told me to brush my face.
I had one provider who was a great kisser. I could kiss her for hours and would give up the second pop just to kiss her. The erotica of kiss can be so captivating.
One long erection + one pop that is explosive is better than two shallow pops.
It's really very hard to tell if the provider has "O" - UNLESS SHE SQUIRTS LOADS OF CUM ON MY FACE AS I DO DATY. I always assume that they don't "O", because this is more like work for them and they put our needs above theirs. I always suspect that some of the moaning and groaning are acts .. some are real .. it's hard or impossible to tell.
If I want two good pops, I abstain losing my fluids for 3 days and I run/do cardio for about 30 - 45 minutes on treadmill at 4.5 - 6 MPH two days before the session (just to ensure I have stamina and cardiovascular endurance). If I lost fluid a day before the session, two pops may be difficult but possible. Best to hold on to your fuilds for 3 days.
If you want 3 pops - that has to be a 2 or 3 hour session !!
What are you referring to when you say you abstain from losing fluids? Do you not pee, drink tons of water to stay hydrated (just common good health, that one), or abstain from the act of good old self-pleasure?
In my experience, women have two kinds of orgasms - real ones and the ones they make up. My take is that I'm fine with either one
In reading reviews, it's one thing to enjoy dudes being dudes, it's another to speculate how a lady sees the dudes, and how she wants the dudes to see her. I'm dying to talk about the characterisitics of self-reviews here, but that's a better offline topic. Needless to say, there's a lot to enjoy when seeing a lady self-review on how money should be transacted, the appearance and cleanliness (or lack of), positions enjoyed (or not), the number of tea cups, etc. And the names used by the ladies crack me up.
and then, on a related topic, to meet the lady in chat and her talk about her appointments, how she is in it for the money, prefers small dicks, doesn't enjoy prolonged sessions, and occasionally fakes orgasms! lol.
so yes, the reviews are indeed fictional. of course, of course, of course. as the saying goes in sports, sure the outcome might seem pre-destined, but that's why the games are played, 'cause sometimes, you never know...
I don't know about others, but I try to be as honest as I can about each encounter, and I would hope that others would do the same.
That having been said, the two-pop experience is rare, but happens, with a truly outstanding provider. To be sure, the vicissitudes of age have taken their toll, and it's not something that happens each time. But with the right girl, it's possible.
As for her pleasure, it's rare that you can be sure. It sounds callous, and perhaps it is, but this board is for the benefit of the guys, so if you think a girl got hers, then does it really matter whether she really did? I find that half the pleasure in getting it is giving it (somebody must agree; why else would there be a space for DATY?), and I'd like to think that the girl is getting hers. Probably most of them sense that, and respond (or act responsive) accordingly. For purposes of this TER, reality therefore makes very little difference.
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