If you don't have a big one, U don't get laid...

Talking Sea Lions here) TV's Billy Connolly's Train Travels stopped in a Calif sea side site, and he explained why they all get together at that site----to fart, belch, and have sex---WHEE!, sounds like a man cave) How about the cigars? Anyhoo, he went on to explain that the girl sea lions only search out the BIG ones to have sex with, leaving the lil ones to wander the earth never to get any---Bummer( AND!, AND! they don't even have opposing thumbs to help themselves(,,,,,,,, Please, Creator, don't send me back as a small sea lion(  

Applying that to our lovely ladies herebouts, I think BIG to them means bank accounts)  Although, there are those lovely lady creatures who enjoy a sweet guy (HEY! I drink copious amounts of Pineapple juice that makes me, uh, "sweet") with a BIG sausage ever now and then;P~~~ Ah, the things you learn by watching ole Billy travel around on his train. A few years back I was on that train from NC to Oregon, where as a young pup, I discovered The Bunny Ranches in that great state of NV) Speaking of trains, I'm sure one runs from Raleigh to Charlotte for the upcoming M&G)