Nothing worse than a tongue thrown down your mouth when you are not into it... I'm into it when a guy is hot, sexy, brilliant, and when this is all new to him. But for anyone else, keep your tongue to yourself til we're better acquainted!
1-guys that kiss really hard and dig the teeth in your lips
2-when they have a lot of spit in there mouth.they give it to you
3-look deep into you privates like they have never seen one.
4-put more spit in your ear then there tongue
5-think they are kissing your inter leg while DATY- really they are biting and leave makes
can you tell I wasn't a happy camper tonight? we just didn't click.
I do go away for the weekend and had a great time with my special guy. just wanted to tell everyone.
KEEP smiling, makes people wonder what you are up to.. BE-GOOD-I-TRY-TO
Nothing worse than a tongue thrown down your mouth when you are not into it... I'm into it when a guy is hot, sexy, brilliant, and when this is all new to him. But for anyone else, keep your tongue to yourself til we're better acquainted!
1) bait and switch
2) girl that rushes you out the door
3) attitude ("you are lucky to be with me")
4) not as advertised
5) counting the money in front of me (please wait until i take a shower)
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1. Body piercing other than ears
2. Tatoos
3. Under 25 (look like my kids)
1 - ladies with cigarette breath
2 - running late with appointment
3 - just lay there and watch clock
So you get there and do your usual getting to know each other, have some wine, etc and he has to use the bathroom, and then so do you and you go in the bathroom and you see that he's not only left the seat up, but he's PEED on the seat and there's actually a few pee drops on the floor! Ok, yeah..and like now I REALLY feel like going down on you..NOT!
Soft kisses all the way up and down my neck are wonderful! Around and down the back of it... mmmm! If done right, even on the outer edges of my ears. Oooh, I'm giving myself chills!
attitude ("you are lucky to be with me")
ladies with cigarette breath but not just on their breath but in their hair too
1. Bad breath (I have toothbrushes, toothpaste, mouthwash, gum and breath mints at my place...take your pick!)
2. Stinky balls (jeez, you guys....y'all miss a spot sometimes...I offer a bath or shower ALWAYS when you visit me. There should be none of that!)
Fun thread!
CaMille
no matter how big their breasts are.
and in the taste of their skin - it doesn't escape just with a shower. What goes in does come out.
women that need a razor....stubble does nothing for me, any offensive odor down there at all.....
Attitudes....bad ones anyway.
Being rushed.........
Prima donna's............
women who smell like an ash tray.........
just some of the things that put me off anyway.
THe only thing that turns me off is someone who isnt into it, although rare
I love the sensuality of teasing and the build up
Also if you are not going to be on time, CALL, it's that easy, I always do if about to be late
Also when someone CALLS and asks for a certain thing, that is waaaaaaaayyyy off base, I kindly tell them, I Dont do that, and they continue to ask for it, yet dont listen, offering double or triple
OR men, believe it or not that want to do the act without a condom. GIVE IT UP.
Life amazes me, but those who have contacted me, in full, are gentlemen with a passionate, fun, erotic and playful soul!
obvious insencerity.
Poor hygene.
Cigarette smoke on the skin
there are thousands, but most of them are under the category of never happens!
1. Winterbush - seeing the bush spilling out the edges of her panties, yuck.
2. Bad breath - self explanatory and easily cured.
3. stinky condoms - what the hell is it with some kinds of condoms that makes them fill the air with that stench!
4. Dingleberries - yes, ladies get them too. DATY is no longer enjoyable when you catch a glimpse of a dingleberry or two hanging down below.
5. Used condoms in the trash can - even though I'm well aware I could be the fifth client of the day, I don't care to see factual evidence in the trash can.
Honorable Mention -
Snoogers - while this has only happened to me once, it's worthy of an honorable mention. A visiting hottie last winter had a snooger hanging from her nose during dinner. I tried twice to motion to her that she had one, but she was so busy yappin that she didn't pick up on it. What a buzz kill. Luckily it fell off on the walk home from dinner.
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my client had just flown in from SE Asia. We've had a great night, we're kicking back in the spa in his hotel room and suddenly he leaps up, clutches his abdomen and flies out of the spa and sprints to the toilet, a trail of bubbles in his wake. He flings himself down on the porcelain throne and ..... I'll leave the rest up to your imaginations.
Needless to say, the ambience of the moment was a little fractured.
My biggest turn off occurred yesterday. Provider who I love to be with thought her period wasn't due for a few days. Wrong and what a mess. Yes, I know many things can influence the calender. She suggested a towel but I just couldn't. I'm open to just about anything but that.
" I will wade in the Red river- but I will not drink" "North Dallas Forty?