I get that a lot)  As in, WTF are you talking about. Just ask Juliaslilsecret to translate "birdspeak" for you)  Actually, I misread the OP's question, it was for the ladies, but, when I saw you and you mentioned jumping out of planes for fun, I just went on automatic and posted my skydiving experience.
Speaking in sky diver lingo)  Used the old T-10 version that was modified for more forward speed, instead of just downward float)  Tell Serena not to risk her pretty lil self doing that activity) I'm really a sweetheart;P~~~ Boy! am I gonna get it for saying those descriptive words of me)