Geronimo!  More like K-wrap!)  I made 5 static line, and 2 free falls---the first jump my pilot chute just fluttered in the vacuum of air on my back---lucky for me I decided to look down at my altimeter and that released it, THEN first FF, I left the plane on my back, O! Look! at the tiny plane moving away from me) I was afraid to pull D-ring, as chute could come up between my lets, hook on a boot, etc., etc. I thought what did they say do---Hmmmm, O! ARCH REAL BIG!!!) Flipped me over directly over a shed with wooden shingles and I was able to see them clearly---no time to count! Just pull and pray!!! I splattered( Just kidding) Chute opened fully at about 300 feet, and I lived to do it again) Then my wing man, had a spinning Mae West and hit the panic button and threw his reserve out, wrapping it up on his main chute's shroud lines, instead of grabbing the skirt and opening it to the direction he was spinning, and he did splatter(  Actually broke his back( But lived) That was before I discovered the thrills a beautiful woman could provide, and I only had to fall off the bed of about 3 feet)