Yeah the odour- didn't that give you a clue? Human shit usually smells pretty bad to another human.
Has anyone ever actually been with a maid from the Hotel they were staying at? I travel a bit, and like most any man, would like get one of the maids into bed. Curious if how often men have pulled this off.
For one, I would think maid's in general would have been hit on quite a bit, or walked into a room where the man was "accidentally" naked and didn't hear her knock. And, it kind of seems they just don't have the time. I would think they have so many rooms to get done and a certain amount of time (with the door always open).
Anyone succeed that would like to share any tips? Would money help/hurt, how do you make the initial suggestion?
Thanks in advance!!!
Not gonna happen unless it does in which case you will tell us how...
I would agree that the girls don't have the time.
Maids are seriously overworked and watched by management.
Your only chance would be if they met you after work.
Most maids are immigrants trying to put food on the table for themselves, their children or people back home. So I'm sure 99% of them having to endure the "menial" labor involved in cleaning up after us, probably are not in a mood to be propositioned. In addition, they cannot take the risk of getting fired for fucking you even for $400.
So why don't you stick with the providers. Just my 2 cents
wholeheartedly. I would never put the moves on a maid, primarily because it would be "shoplifting the punanny"
and your living in fantasy land, chap.
Best to stick with well reviewed providers!
AND NOW for some sexy maids all in a row.
Tally-Ho!
They would have to install a direct line to housekeeping...
and I'd have to think of more interesting things to say besides..."more towels".....
Cheers!
this young hot, rich guy had some romance with an attractive maid, she is a surfer,
beautiful scenes in Hawaii
A gang is on the run from the cops after a "high stakes" caper (those who have seen the movie will understand the sarcasm). Luke Wilson uses his unique personality to charm a housekeeper at his motel. Great lessons to be learned. HAHAHA
Which is a different situation. He needs to carry a maid uniform(s) around him that fit the providers that he has scheduled appointments and leave the real maids alone.
And, yes, whenever the maids come, they usually have excellent timing and catch me in my rather revealing robe. Exciting! -- even though short, overweight, old, illiterate servants do not in the least turn me on! Just like the excitement of being CAUGHT, and catching them off-guard...
Re tactics, you've got the right idea -- just forget to turn on the 'do not disturb' sign, look your best with dim lighting, soft music, a towel around your waist.... But please -- what a revolting thought to actually BE WITH a maid!!!!! Thanks for the amusing thread, though.
Sorry, but that is NOT going to happen, unless the hotel is poorly run. I'm upper management in a resort in Miami and we supervise our housekeepers consistently (besides keeping them busy cleaning rooms).
IF one of them risked it anyway and we found out - we will fire the employee on the spot. "Maid in Manhattan" is just a movie...
"IF one of them risked it anyway and we found out - we will fire the employee on the spot."
Well, resort manager, my request/advice as a resort customer is: CHANGE THAT POLICY!!
the doors are always open with their carts in front so the supervisor can constantly look in. You'd have to make a proper date while she was cleaning your room for after her work shift. She wouldn't technically be allowed to enter a guest's room after hours either so the date would have to at least start at a resturant or bar. Sounds like square one civilian dating. But If you were a foxy-hunk-O-man I'd make the date and then take you in my lovin' arms at my place. Ruff.
that you were a guy, and a hobbyist. This sounds like it was written from a lady's point of view. Whassup?
all housekeepers aren't sexy women. Sometimes they're sexy hairy men who are in high school and will go bald and become obese within a few months of graduation thus effectively ending his sexual discovery with anyone, maids, lady bell-hops or hotel guests included. So why can't I have a thing with the stray hotel guest who comes on to me just because I'm working as a maid in his room? Huh? It could be the last come-on that comes to me.
I'm done with that pointless rant. Sorry, horny-fella.
I lost the Radisson job after 6 months because the supervisor inspected one of my rooms and found human crap under a mattress, on the box spring. They reacted as if I had done it myself. I guess while making the bed I was supposed to lift up the mattress and check for shit. My bad.
shit I've heard in a long time. I've always worried about the bedspreads, but now I have to check under the mattress ?
get stuck by a hypo, put your finger in a condom, get shit under your nails...oh god,,,oh god...I can't go on...the smells...
I'm going to lunch.
Yeah the odour- didn't that give you a clue? Human shit usually smells pretty bad to another human.
My advice? Get with a provider who's a good role player and "make it happen". You may not get the maintenance cart as part of the ecoutrements, but maybe the rest of it.
A provider who has the proper outfit can role play this and do a great job! I'm definitely into that kind of stuff! I've been "sick" and had a naughty nurse, late for "school" and had a hot teacher, and some sub-dom play. Hmmm... this maid thing sounds interesting! I might have to put kinky maid on my list next for when my hotel room gets "dirty".
But can't quite fake the illiterate/ haven't-showered-in-two-days, short, fat, ugly part!
The above post from PDXDAWGGIE gives me an idea:
Call up Nicole in Portland (thus PDX) or your favorite dress-up gal (check out Sierra of LV -she has a few maid pics in her gallery) and ask for some special room service. She can turn down the covers, maybe bring some chocolates. Oh wait how bout this, ask her to check the tub because there seems to be a problem with the drain. She bends over (flying commando of course) and bammo you're taking concierge service to a new dimension
Or wait how bout...
The closest I ever came to the hotel maids was when I had an appointment in W LA with a lovely Italian. As I walked up to the room, I noticed 3 of the maids congregating around a maids cart scoping me. As soon as it was evident which room I was going to knock on, they burst into a not-so-subtle laughter. I winked at hem and went in.
After the very loud session-which I will never forget-I came out to find them still standing there trying to hide a grin while doing their best to look busy. As I was passing them to get to the elevator, I put a 20 on the cart as I gave them the universal sign language for Shhhhhhh. As I was getting into the elevator one of them gave me a wink. She probably ranked a 2 on LA scale, and yet I was strangely flattered!
I believe there is a famous basketball player on the Lakers who thought that it would be fun. It will probably turn out to be a very expensive event even with just the legal fees. He is also getting lots of publicity.
Better to play safe.
and given how I'd rate most of the chambermaid staff on the appearance scale, I wouldn't want it to. It's probably mutual.
Besides, most hotels keep the pretty ones up front at the desk. 'Least, that's what Kobe seems to have thought.....