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Man walks into a brothel....
ThomasJenkins 8 Reviews 4731 reads
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and approaches the madam and tells her what he'd like for the evening.  Based on his preferences, she selects for him a young petite redhead.  Off they go to the bedroom where she strips and lays waiting spread eagle.  The man hops on the end of the bed and when he drops his drawers the lady points at his 2" wonder worm and laughingly asks "who are you going to satisfy with that?"

Proudly, the man points at himself and exclaims "ME!"

Yes, size does matter... if you have small boobs, I'm not interested!

preferbig4697 reads

I prefer a 9-10" cock. Other providers, what are your personal preferences.

shamrocker3876 reads

hi Perferbig, Prepare to starve if that is a must  :)

May I suggest a listen to George Clinton's song, "Hard as Steel":

You can't play her like Play-Doh, cuz she gon' say "no",
She likes it *hard*....hard as a rock
Hard as steel and still getting harder...

sexxygirrl3993 reads

Once a provider and I had dinner with our dates together (they were buddies). Her date was a very good-looking, successful, black gentleman. A few days later she confided she was still sore from his large cock.

So, when he called me two months later, I politely let him know I was booked that night. I hope he didn't think I was guilty of discrimination---well, actually I was--I was discriminating against a large cock.  :)

Ci Ci5411 reads

Sometimes bigger feels better (at first). Other times smaller feels better if you're going for a marathon evening. As long as it's hard, happy and alive it doesn't matter.

Hugs,
Ciara

I keep telling people, cock size makes absolutely no difference...except that a man with a big cock is more sexually satisfying to a woman than a man with a small cock.

and approaches the madam and tells her what he'd like for the evening.  Based on his preferences, she selects for him a young petite redhead.  Off they go to the bedroom where she strips and lays waiting spread eagle.  The man hops on the end of the bed and when he drops his drawers the lady points at his 2" wonder worm and laughingly asks "who are you going to satisfy with that?"

Proudly, the man points at himself and exclaims "ME!"

Yes, size does matter... if you have small boobs, I'm not interested!

If the guy wants to make sure his partner has a good time, and he is less than well endowed, there are other options to choose from for her pleasure. If you practice an implement the use of your tounge to make her a very happy camper over and over again, I doubt she'll complain to much about your lack of size. IMHO

haremwench2896 reads

but it takes a damn long time to get to england in a row boat!
Just kiddin! I love cock Large, Medium, or small (so long as it's mine to play with whenever I so desire!) I am a lusty wench

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