Luv reading ads the ladies put up to get  our attention;P~~~~

I have always thought that the ladies need to specialize, like docs, dentists, other health care peeps...

You start out with general fruck titioners----do a lil bit of it all, then refer you to a lady who specializes as a "Mouthologists", these specialists really know how to take care of our lil buddy, AND they can cure the stiffest of the stiff problems, AND it shows that they LUV, LUV, LUV their "work" all the way to the Happy End, er Hour) Note they don't slap those sensation-killing, pinchy things on during the examination---GEEZ! there are two ladies in the area that I would Luv to get a thorough exam from, butt, alas they both need to be reported to the Mouthologist Board for trying to kill poor Johnson(  

Then there are the Azzologists, who specialize, yup, more specialization, i.e., those who massage our lil guys until they get all happy, AND the Purist who only squeezes out face cheeks with those smooth mounds of beauty until they force our lil Tommy tongues out to lickity the split;P~~~

Probably some other specialists, but I think I need to go lick some chocolate, er, ice cream cone;P~~~  That vanilla lil lady had better show up later this week, cause I'm starving!!!