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women of Waffle House? I haven't seen an employee of the month there that I would be with!

Is planing a new Photo series called "The Girls of Home Depot" They have done other series from Enron to Wallmart but expect this to be the most popular yet. Afterall both Home Depot and Playboy are big with "Do It Yourselfers"


Its funny you mentioned that cause just last night I was walking down the isle at Home Depot and much to my surprise,one of their better looking hired hands comes strolling my way.She must be the pied piper of HD cause she had quite a following and she knew it...lol.She was tall with blonde dreads and her impressive figuire was kind of restrained in her tight blue jeans,very bland orange blouse with HD apron and construction boots...and of course VonRyan had to stop and ask her where the power tools were.

Booiiinnnnggggg!

Cheers!




My post was Tongue in cheek about the "Do It Yourself" part but they really are planing the series.

although not yourself...

This woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house.  He would come home from work, sit in front of the tv, drink beer and eat dinner, and sit some more.  He would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care of.  This pissed the woman off quite a bit.

One day the toilet stopped up.  When her husband got home, she said sweetly,  "Honey, the toilet is clogged.  Would you look at it?"

Her husband snarled,  "What do I look like?  The Tidy-Bowl man?" and sat down on the sofa.

The next day, the garbage disposal wouldn't work.  When her husband got home she said, very nicely,  "Honey, the disposal won't work. Would you try to fix it for me?"

Once again, he growled,  "What do I look?  Mr. Plumber?"

The next day, the washing machine was on the blink.  When her husband got home, she steeled her courage and said,  "Honey, the washer isn't running.  Would you check on it?"

And again she was met with a snarl,  "What do I look like?  The Maytag repairman?"

Finally, she had had enough.  The next morning, the woman called three repairmen to fix the toilet, the garbage disposal, and the washer.

When her husband got home, she said,  "Honey, I had the repairmen out today."

He frowned,  "Well, how much is that going to cost?"

"Well, honey, they all said I could pay them by baking them a cake or having sex with them."

"Well, what kind of cakes did you bake them?"

She smiled.  "What do I look like, BETTY CROCKER?"

Cheers!

       

I did see this your rigth there are better looking girls at home deport I think play boyruin it already. But have you look at some of the girls that shop there. Not  to bad

Cynicalman3284 reads

but I have not spotted any ladies at my local Home Depot that could even hope to make the grade. Of course I still view civvies as attitude bearing feminist adversaries who never heard of shaving or waxing let alone LAZER hair removal.

( I think I need more counseling from our old friend "MrSelfDestruct" )

  Cm.

She looks like a bit like Natasha Henstridge.

I would not mind having her giving me home improvement lessons between a couple of lumber piles.

need_some3730 reads

women of Waffle House? I haven't seen an employee of the month there that I would be with!

Ci Ci2156 reads

Dang! I shop at Home Depot all the time. Maybe I could be the next agricultural girl of the month, 'cause I sure know how to shovel the #@!$%%^&  Just kidding.  Hey, I can probably remodel a house better than most men (sorry guys).

Hugs,
Ciara

Okay I can see that nobody got the punch line.Playboy and "do it yourself"  Mabey I should have made a refrence to the center fold Miss Rosey Palms.

Ci Ci2798 reads

some of us like to make jokes.

Hugs,
Ciara

Sandra Day O'Connor.  I'll pay five bucks to see that!

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