Actual quote from provider that is sure to make all you Carolina guys overload her inbox with emails asking(actually, begging)for some of her time).
Being over, Ahem! 40), I got thrown under the bus by an 18 y/o a while back, sooooooo, guess I had better fire off an email to get in line---LOL
Off to limp up to the grocery store now for some Vick's Vapor Rub----ROTFLMAO.
She says that she is "good with Old Man." That Vick's really warms up the "little man")
I have been asked by a youngr provider..."So do guys really wanna f--- old ladies? I mean what do they see in you?" Poised and charming these youngsters...
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