relieving yourself on the stage before ACT 2 of ANNIE GET YOUR GUN?
I just hope there was no act 3...What pray tell would you have done during that intermission?...take an f'n ....!
oh the humanity!
Tally-Ho!
One of VR's star "burst" stories from the past. I posted it the other day but it "faded" pretty quickly. I figured a little Friday afternoon funny won't hurt.This joke is on me...in more ways than one.
Many years back while I was playing the "field"...
I was with my date, Debbie(called her DebDeb cause of her huge double D's) and we were enjoying a Broadway show, "The Gun Got Annie"...or something along those lines. During the first intermission,the early cocktail hour drinks we had kicked the ole' bladder into overdrive and I had to take a leak in the worst way, so I excused myself and hurried to find the john.
I searched in vain for the bathrooms but the one I found was not in service,dam!... but low and behold and one door later, I came upon a beautiful fountain with foliage(limited camouflage though)... Since no one was watching and I had to piss real bad,and I mean real bad.I decided to relieve "big Jim" right then and there.
When I returned to the seats, the second act had already begun. I searched in the dark until I spotted DebDeb. "Have I missed much ?" I asked.
"Miss it?" she said indignantly, "You were in it!"
Booiiinnnnggggg!
I was kind of wondering what was up with all the applause.
Cheers!
"There's no business like show business..."
uh....or was it Ethel???
relieving yourself on the stage before ACT 2 of ANNIE GET YOUR GUN?
I just hope there was no act 3...What pray tell would you have done during that intermission?...take an f'n ....!
oh the humanity!
Tally-Ho!
dirk Bogard is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to take a shit real bad. The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts down to use the lobby Men's Room, but all of the stalls are occupied, so he runs back up to his room, and in desperation, he drops his pants, uproots a plant, and takes a shit in the pot. Then he puts the plant back in the pot and leaves.
Two weeks later, he gets a postcard from the hotel that says, "Dear Mr.Bogard, All is forgiven. Just tell us...where is it?"
Cheerio Dirk ole'pal!
Never had such urgency, VonRyan although there was a time
with Pussy when she did, while we were both at the theatre.I was on special assignment protecting the Queen during her NYC visit.
Pussy and I had just shared steak tartare with extra onions for dinner.The broccoli we also ate was bitter and not in season.
It was during the play, Sleuth on Broadway. I remember it well as if it was just yesterday.
Michael Caine was delivering powerful words in a very dramatic scene.
There was utter silence after Caine's dramatic delivery when suddenly ;without warning,Pussy let go this huge tremendous gastric explosion.Thank God for the down wind as the unsuspecting assasin agent from Spectre doubled over and passed out.Pussy had never before farted in my presence but that night it was special indeed...A ROYAL fart!
Pussy's fart saves the Queen.
...Bond theme music...
And every one of you fellas on this thread are sooooooo at fault!!!! Bad, Bad Boys! (just the way I like them.) What is it about fart jokes, and peeing and boys, anyway?
(How the heck do I know when I'm using the right emoticon?)
chapter 2 in the "Science of Comedy" handbook.
RR pile. Thanks Jockey 
FiFi
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"Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner, 'cause that is what I'd truly love to be."
Hugs,
Ciara
But that story stays between me and everyone driving along Interstate 55 in Illinois in those fateful moments...
And my doctor...who treated my injuries later, with a straight face.
/Zin