I'd have to ask for a non-smoking table

But then I'd probably end up with a bunch of liberals...Maybe I could just trade the smoking vice for a different one; I'm thinking women or gambling.

...or maybe not.  I'd bet that more than half of the shit that gets typed here would never get uttered in reaching distance of those on the other side of the table.  It would boring as fuck and everyone would go home early - unless there were other diversions, of course; like horseshoes.  

''Over dinner, the conversation turned to other guy-ish topics, touching briefly on breasts and then settling on sports for a spell — before returning, like the tide, to politics once more. ''
Sounds like they would fit in on this forum a well

Of course there would be a greater degree of self moderation among most than you see here. I’m wondering if anyone would show up wearing a mask, LOL.

I know I’d have a great time though. I’m sure there might be a few that would have a near impossible time restraining themselves. If they WERE able to keep their cool they most likely would get bored and go home early.

...December sees the annual babes,blues n booze jam session meet n greet - live blues, lively babes, and lotsa booze stripper poles and fire dancers

... and in January, boneboybob and I will be throwing our fourth annual AVN Meet n Greet - unique in that it is the one social event of the year that blends the escort and porn industry into one giant melting pot of prurience decadence and holy shit, the suns coming up already!

Ask RWU about AVN 2008