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Re: Do you realize---WHOA!confused_smile
birdluvr69 75 Reviews 297 reads
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I would be scared  of fingernails ripping me a new one:((
OR guess the lady could bring one of those Humongous Double Donged thangs(maybe one that vibrates)---insert one end in her Kitty, and the Other End where the sun don't shine to make the boys jump and deliver ALL their "candy"---YIKES!!! Wouldn't that make you pass out!?!?

Can Do Everything My Girl Friend Use To Do!"  

O, Sheldon! You are missing some of the most pleasurable experiences womankind can bestow upon us guys that our pathetic "Right, or Left Hand" cannot duplicate---LOL

Exploring those warm Lady Parts, Kinda like that song---"Warm Kitty, Soft Kitty, ...Purr, Purr, Purr" looking into a boo ful face(eyes) in the throes of pleasure will always out perform our Handy Guys, L or R:))  

He is such a lovable nut case, but I will be by my T.V. tonight to see what other "words of wisdom" he has to offer---ROTFLMAO

Gotta go get ready for my "afternoon delight...." "Warm Kitty, Soft Kitty, Purr, Purr, Purr"

that you just posted this after Kelley's "prostate massage" post?

Posted By: birdluvr69
Can Do Everything My Girl Friend Use To Do!"    
   
 O, Sheldon! You are missing some of the most pleasurable experiences womankind can bestow upon us guys that our pathetic "Right, or Left Hand" cannot duplicate---LOL  
   
 Exploring those warm Lady Parts, Kinda like that song---"Warm Kitty, Soft Kitty, ...Purr, Purr, Purr" looking into a boo ful face(eyes) in the throes of pleasure will always out perform our Handy Guys, L or R:))    
   
 He is such a lovable nut case, but I will be by my T.V. tonight to see what other "words of wisdom" he has to offer---ROTFLMAO  
   
 Gotta go get ready for my "afternoon delight...." "Warm Kitty, Soft Kitty, Purr, Purr, Purr"

I would be scared  of fingernails ripping me a new one:((
OR guess the lady could bring one of those Humongous Double Donged thangs(maybe one that vibrates)---insert one end in her Kitty, and the Other End where the sun don't shine to make the boys jump and deliver ALL their "candy"---YIKES!!! Wouldn't that make you pass out!?!?

I give a full body massage, and then go from there. No fingernails and no toys. Hope you enjoyed your session with your kitty. Thanks so much, Kelley

Wishful thinking Bird?

Posted By: birdluvr69
I would be scared  of fingernails ripping me a new one:((  
 OR guess the lady could bring one of those Humongous Double Donged thangs(maybe one that vibrates)---insert one end in her Kitty, and the Other End where the sun don't shine to make the boys jump and deliver ALL their "candy"---YIKES!!! Wouldn't that make you pass out!?!?

Now that NASA has discovered water on Mars, you think those girls with 3, NOT 2 "girls" are hanging out below deck, you know, like in that movie that I can't remember the name of--(ARNOLD was in it). Boob guys Heaven:))~~~

Total Recall ... the name of the movie, not your memory LOL

Posted By: birdluvr69
Now that NASA has discovered water on Mars, you think those girls with 3, NOT 2 "girls" are hanging out below deck, you know, like in that movie that I can't remember the name of--(ARNOLD was in it). Boob guys Heaven:))~~~

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