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"On like Donkey Kong"...PRICELESS.

Thanx, Sully...more cheeba, indeed.

I wonder if anyone else out there feels the same as I do on this.

I prefer incall appointments only becuase I don't really want to spring for the cost of a hotel room that I'm only going to occupy for an hour.  But in arranging incall appointments, I have found a down side... I don't get to control the temperature of the room.  I know this sounds petty, but it is important to me for the following reason....

I HATE sweaty, sticky sex!!

I am young, thin and in good physical shape.  I even have a very low heart rate... however, my body heats up fast during sex and I sweat easy.  When the room temperature is hot, I sweat like crazy.  Some of you may like sweaty sex, but I've found it to be very uncomfortable to be dripping sweat all over the lady from my body, and I've even noticed some positions can't be accomplished because we're slipping off each other.  I love the feel of a women's soft skin and enjoy caressing and kissing it much more when it's dry as opposed to sweaty and sticky.

Whenever I spring for a hotel, the provider always complains of how cold it is in my room.  While I'm not an eskimo, I prefer the room temperature in the low to mid 60s for optimum sex.

I mention this because of summer fast approaching. Last year I met a provider over the 4th of July.  The outdoor temp was around 90 and 10 minutes into the hardcore action I had stop becuase I was sweating so bad... she then told me I could turn on the air if I wanted... I really had to bite my tongue and not reply "why the hell wasn't it on already??!!"

Am I the only warm-blooded one out there? Does anyone else feel the same way?

Actually, I LOVE sweaty sex...but only if my partner does too.  I have had some who don't, and then I am incredibly self-conscious because I suffer from something called hyperhydrosis...I am not making this up.  I reeeeally sweat buckets.  But when you are with a partner who likes it, or, better yet, sweats herself, and there are some out there (see Vegasamazon) who do, then there is nothing better!!

If bodily fluids aren't flying on the wall, I am not having fun. Frigidaire sex went out of fashion after the fifties. My fav. incall apt. is by the beach!

FYI:The weather is also known as "wet-her."

Not only do I provide condoms, I have cum towels, breath mints, and a mop for the sweat on the floor, but only if you beg. What is up with your thyroid? Are you the real Italian Stallion? I need a cookie for my cookie, and I have some whipped clitoral cream I can trade on E-Bay if I have to...what is up with all this rain in Philly anyhoo? Whoops, gotta jet, the commercial is over and I must get back to my hotel T.V.

Maybe I should have been more detailed in my post.... I don't mind a little sweat... I'm talking about sweating buckets... it can lead to some very unpleasant experiences...

...like when your eyes start to sting because the salty sweat is pouring from your forehead...

... or when tearing your flesh while trying to get off the leather chair or couch she just rode you cowgirl on...

...or during reverse cowgirl, when her arm slips off your chest and the back of her head comes crashing into your teeth...

Or... during the worst scenario of all... you have a condition like me that when your body over heats, your erection goes away!  I'm not kidding, when it's cold in the room, I'm hard as a rock and maintain it forever... but when it's hot, I'm as limp as wet rag and there's nothing she can do to change it.

Now under these situations... is there anyone else in the same boat???

NetM- you are so on it-  if my sweat does not gross a partner out- it's on like donkey kong!

BTW- are you rock candy, baby?

-- Modified on 4/28/2004 10:51:31 AM

"On like Donkey Kong"...PRICELESS.

Thanx, Sully...more cheeba, indeed.

One can't bring the weak shit into the house, can one?


It gets sweaty particularly with all the pre-provider showering going on.   My body can retain a full gallon and a half of shower water which will release just after foreplay.
So I seal my entire body in organic Orange Blossom Honey and just embrace the stickiness.  There's no slidin' off a partner and all things oral are fantastic.

and am warm blooded (yes, all humans are), and have the ability to sweat a lot during vigorous sex, I find it a huge turn on if I am with a woman who sweats.  Guys typically sweat more than most women I know, and it is something that I feel (perhaps erroneously) that women must have to "tolerate".

However, seeing a woman sweaty from sex makes me feel like I rocked her world, and is a major turn on for me.  I have yet to be with a woman who was sweaty after sex who was not seriously turned on.  Love it.



Her sweat, my sweat, OUR sweat...how much fun it is getting there!

Sweary bodies during/after vigorous sex are fien. Sweaty sheets are something else! ugh

I got a buddy who took Micro-biology in college. the things he has told me about what is happining in and around our bodies would make your skin crawl. I for one am glad I never took such a class and therefore can enjoy hot nasty nekkid sweaty sex with abundant DATY & DATO till I die.

soverypretty2901 reads

I deliberately keep my incall place cool and the ceiling fans going strong because things just pretty hot at my place, LOL.

However, I really don't mind men who sweat....except when it drips in my eyes.

Actually, I don't mind secretions of any kind--I like BBBJTC/CIM (swallow), facials, Russian...so a little sweat is nothing to sweat about. :)

You looked!

Schvettty balls and tits to you!

Cheers!

sweat comes with a serious workout and may be sign of a good session, but bad odor makes me want to grab my pants and run.

jax043362 reads

We have a client who is just the opposite!  Whenever he calls to inquire about someone, one of his first questions is "Does she perspire?  I like a girl who perspires above her upper lip"  It's very important to him, and he always asks several times.  I'm usually at a loss for words, especially since from what I hear from the girls he has seen, he's a Mr. Quickie.  (You gotta work 'em up to it, honey!)  But when he books incall, he requests that we turn up the heat.  (We live in Phoenix, folks, need I say more?)  So I guess it takes all kinds.  I personally don't understand getting put off by a little sweat, considering all the other random fluids that could be flying all over the place.  But asking for a girl who will sweat on command?  That wins the bizarre-off in my opinion.

true weirdness

But in my rather limited experience sweat on the inside of the knees is often a sign of orgasm...

I have always enjoyed working up a good sweat.
I can tell when my SO has really had a good time, her first comment is "whew, I'm all hot and sweaty".
Music to my ears.

Besides, things tend to slide together better when wet.

So, let's just go "slip slidin away"...

Just my opinion...
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SirPrize3172 reads

With the right women, I don't even notice the temperature of anything but her.

By the time I do, it's all over and the room temperature is irrelevant.

To each their own.

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